I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.

The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive... like I did when I was a homeless man.