Quotes by Jack Donaghy

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

Liz: I am a grown woman! I have been doing things my way for a long time. I don't like my "life stuff" mixing with my "dude stuff."
Jack: A middle-aged woman saying "dude stuff," is that on my sadness scavenger hunt? Why yes it is!

Weird... in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.

Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?

Jack: So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401(k)?
Liz: Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
Jack: What?! Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
Liz: I've got like twelve grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?

I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.

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