Quotes from Airplane!

Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley.

Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.

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