Galaxy Quest

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Released on Dec. 23, 1999

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The stars of a 1970s sci-fi show - now scraping a living through re-runs and sci-fi conventions - are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft. Believing the cast's heroic on-screen dramas are historical documents of real-life adventures, the band of aliens turn to the ailing celebrities for help in their quest to overcome the oppressive regime in their solar system.


Quotes from Galaxy Quest

I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...


Fred: Hey, Commander. Listen, we found some beryllium on a nearby planet. And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion. What'd'ya think?
Jason: We'll do that!
Guy: All right!
Fred: That's right again. That's... come on, group hug.


Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI.


Guy: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
Fred: Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
Guy: Plucky?


That was a hell of a thing.


HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!


Alexander: You're just going to have to kill it.
Jason: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
Tommy: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
Jason: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?


I see you've managed to get your shirt off.


Alexander: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
Alexander: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.


Alexander: Could they be the miners?
Fred: Sure, they're like three years old.
Alexander: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred: You lost me.


Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.


Did you guys ever WATCH the show?


Voice of Computer: Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
Gwen: No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
Tommy: You know, that is really getting annoying!
Gwen: Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Tommy: Sure, no problem.


Never give up. Never surrender.


By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.


Brandon: I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said.
Jason: It's okay, now listen...
Brandon: But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. I know there's no beryllium sphere...
Jason: Hold it.
Brandon: No digital conveyor, no ship...
Jason: Stop for a second, stop. It's all real.
Brandon: Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!


Gwen: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...
Mathesar: Those poor people.

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