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I don't like "this".


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Tom: Hey man, what'd the doc say? Everything OK?
Chris: The tests and blood work came back, and the news is terrible. They found... nothing.
Tom: Nothing?
Chris: Nothing: The silent killer.


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Vinnie: When did your wife leave?
Barney: October.
Vinnie: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
Barney: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as.


I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?

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