Futurama

Mars University

Season 2 Episode 2 – first aired on Oct. 3, 1999

Fry, Leela, Bender and Farnsworth have to go to Mars University where Fry has to share a room with a talking monkey, Farnsworth's last invention. The monkey becomes a real headache when he starts beating Fry in all areas. Meanwhile, Bender is hanging out with nerd robots.

Quotes:

Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?

—Professor Farnsworth, Mars University

Fry: I'm impressed. In my time we had no idea Mars had a university.
Professor Farnsworth: That's because then Mars was a uninhabitable wasteland, much like Utah. But unlike Utah, Mars was eventually made livable when the university was founded in 2636.

—Professor Farnsworth, Philip J. Fry, Mars University

You like bananas? I got her number. How do you like them bananas?

—Guenter, Mars University

Professor Farnsworth: But what about your super intelligence?
Gunther: When I had that, it was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. Thats why I've decided to transfer to business school.
Professor Farnsworth: Noooooooo!

—Guenter, Professor Farnsworth, Mars University
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