My Own Personal Jesus
Season 1 Episode 11 – first aired on Dec. 11, 2001
It's Christmas, and even though J.D. and the others don't really feel like celebrating, Turk makes a huge deal about it. But his faith and happiness are gone after a very busy night at the hospital. Dr. Cox has J.D. videotape the birth of the child of one of his friends.
Dr. Cox: What is it with friends and the whole wanting to be in your life thing?
J.D.: It's selfish is what it is.