The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 7: King-Size Homer

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First aired on Nov. 5, 1995

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Homer tries to gain sixty pounds so he can stay home on disability. When he nearly causes a catastrophe at the plant, Homer reconsiders his plan.


Marge... this is everything I've ever dreamed of right here - and no one's going to take it away from me! You never had faith in me before, but let me tell you - the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead! Now I'm a big fat dynamo! And where's that cake?

Mr. Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo!
Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.

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