Bart: Mom's gonna kill you.
Homer: If she didn't want her car ruined, she should've done a better job hiding her keys.

The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.

Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: (Sarcastically) No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease!

Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group?