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Sharona: How does it feel, always being right?
Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not...
Vinnie: When did your wife leave?
Vinnie: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
Barney: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as.
I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?
Ehh, she's not my type. I like 'em... I dunno, kinda dirty or something.
Vinnie: Arugula. I haven't had arugula in six weeks.
Supermarket Manager: What's that?
Vinnie: It's a vegetable.
I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
Vinnie: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
Vinnie: Because you could melt all this stuff.
I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...
Fred: Hey, Commander. Listen, we found some beryllium on a nearby planet. And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion. What'd'ya think?
Jason: We'll do that!
Guy: All right!
Fred: That's right again. That's... come on, group hug.
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