Artie Ziff


Quoted in: The Simpsons

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Quotes by Artie Ziff: The Simpsons

Hello, classmates. Instead of voting for some athletic hero or a pretty boy, you have elected me, your intellectual superior, as your king. Good for you.

Artie: There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity.
Homer: Not to me, there isn't.

Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the town to hear it.

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