Quotes by Automated Phone: The Simpsons
Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department "Rescue Phone"! If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered, or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.
[Bart presses buttons on phone]
You have selected "regicide!" If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press one.
Showing 1 quote.