Bean

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Quoted in: Disenchantment

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Quotes by Bean: Disenchantment

I drank so much, I can't even remember if I drank anything. I might not have.


Bean: I'm sorry guys, we're gonna die and it's all my fault.
Luci: No, it was me with my incessant, "do it, do it, do it, do its". That's what made you do it.
Elfo: Neither one of you was to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us.


Merkimer: I'm so glad you're coming along, Bean. You'll get to know the crazy, fun me, before spending the rest of your life with the boring, bossy me.
Bean: I'm lucky in so many ways.


Bean: You're selfish and cruel.
Zog: Selfish? Maybe. But cruel? Ah, also maybe.


[to her dad] Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like a barn?


Bean: So, Merkimer, I know I've been a little cold and distant, and some would say overflowing with revulsion...
Merkimer: That's OK. I don't listen to women.


Luci: You know that little voice in your head that tells you to do the right thing? I'm the guy yelling over it. Yeah, I'm the guy that makes you feel good about doing bad things.
Bean: So you're like a terrible friend?
Luci: I never said I'm your friend.


Bean: All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance? I thought I'd get married for true love or because I was wasted.
Bunty: Lots of reasons to get married, ma'am. I got married for a goat.

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