Quotes by Ben Chang: Community
Jeff: She confessed to protect her classmates, because you were threatening to flunk everyone!
Duncan: You did what?
Chang: Oh, shut your pompous vortex of overlapping fangs!
Duncan: Hey, British dentistry is not on trial!
Arizona Matchbook Company. Arizona. Arizona backwards is still Arizona! It's a palomino!
Rich: First, I need to know something. Was anybody bitten before they came in here?
Chang: Ya bit? Huh? Ya bit?
Try not to wear as much lipstick as you did on Valentine's. Your mouth looked like a coin purse.
Let me rest gently on your pecs.
Guys, I got a confession to make. I took anthropology because I want to be a part of your study group. Now, I gotta do the honest thing and just ask. Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?
Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, "Señor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?" They say it just like that. "Why do *you* teach Spanish?" "Why you? Why not math? Why not photography? Why not martial arts?" I mean, surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something that's ancient and secret, like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space! Well, I'll tell you why I teach Spanish. It is none of your business, okay? I don't wanna have any conversations about what a mysterious, inscrutable man I am. Oh hee hee hee hee hee hee! Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! *I am a Spanish Genius!* In Español, my nickname is *El Tigre Chino*! Cause my knowledge will bite her face off! So don't question Señor Chang or you'll get bit. Yah bit! Yah bit!
Hasta luego! Come on, hands are 90% of Spanish!
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