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After all, our love isn't any different from yours. Except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

Voice on T.V.: Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
Bender: Shut up and get to the point!

Of all the friends I've had... you're the first.

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh... also, comes with double prize money.

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

Leela: Bender, we're trying our best.
Bender: Your best is an idiot!

Fry: My only other dreams are to be invisible in a chocolate factory and to date a celebrity.
Bender: I can hit you over the head until you think that's what happened.

My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless.

[dying] I came here with a simple dream...a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I...

Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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