Bob Wiley


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What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one, and my bladder explodes?

Mrs. M., this corn is simply scrumptious. Is it hand-shucked?

I see salt and I see pepper, but I don't see a salt substitute.

Siggy: I mean, my dad just dropped me in the water. He let me go with no warning. I mean, I nearly drowned. My whole life passed before my eyes.
Bob Wiley: You're lucky you're only 12.
Siggy: It was still grim.

Dr. Leo Marvin: Are you married?
Bob Wiley: I'm divorced.
Dr. Leo Marvin: Would you like to talk about that?
Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.

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