Quotes by Creed Bratton: The Office (US)
Phyllis: I never see him drink. I never see him eat.
Stanley: I don't think he even uses the bathroom.
Creed: Oh he does. He does.
Michael Scott: Well you know what Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Creed: That's not why.
I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.
Ryan: Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her.
Creed: I don't know man. I just don't know.
Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant.
Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton.
Michael: This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something... right?
Creed: That is correct.
Hey, brah. I've been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater.
I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive... like I did when I was a homeless man.
Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
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