Quotes by Dark Helmet: Spaceballs
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: What?
Colonel Sandurz: You’re needed on the bridge, sir!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!
Call me idiot, not you captain... I mean, you know what I mean.
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Starr!
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
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