Quotes by Dark Helmet: Spaceballs
Radar Technician: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it?
Radar Technician: I've lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.
Dark Helmet: The what?
Colonel Sandurz: The what?
Dark Helmet: And the what?
Radar Techician: You know, the bleeps... the sweeps... and the creeps.
Dark Helmet: [Quietly, to Sandurz] That's not all he's lost.
Radar Technician: Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a... Winnebago.
Dark Helmet: Winnebago? Lone Starr!
1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Say goodbye to your two best friends- and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago!
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: What?
Colonel Sandurz: You’re needed on the bridge, sir!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing - which is what you are about to become.
Radar Technician: Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Dark Helmet: Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry! Lone Starr!
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
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