Dean Pelton

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Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office.


Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Dean!


Dean Pelton: What is your platform... Magnitude?
Magnitude: Pop pop!
Dean Pelton: Same question.
Magnitude: Same answer: Pop pop!


From now on, April 1st is now March 32nd.


It's Valentine's week, when the Greendale Human Being is the Cupid Being, delivering your gift to that special someone. But, remember, Cupid's face is magic marker on nylon, so love is not only blind but also dizzy and a little belligerent.

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