Quotes by Han Solo: Star Wars, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Leia: It only takes one to sound the alarm.
Han: Then we'll do it real quiet-like.

I have a really bad feeling about this.

Han: Ch-Chewie! I can't see, pal. What's going on?
[Chewie roars]
Han: Luke? Luke's crazy! He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody.
[Chewie roars again]
Han: A Jedi Knight? Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

[cutting open his dead Tauntaun] This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Han: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
Leia: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they've activated the energy shield.
Han: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Leia: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
[Chewbacca laughs]
Han: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking... nerf-herder!
Han: Who's scruffy-looking?

Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.

Han Solo: Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
Princess Leia: That doesn't sound too hard.

Garbage chute. Really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered!

Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?
Obi-Wan: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
Obi-Wan: Should I have?
Han Solo: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

Han Solo: [responding to a voice on the intercom] Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Intercom Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

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