Jan Levinson

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Quoted in: The Office (US)

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Quotes by Jan Levinson: The Office (US)

Jan: How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on earth would it do that?
Michael: People work faster after.
Jan: Magically.
Michael: No. They have to, to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.


Jan: Well, Michael, I guess I underestimated you.
Michael: Well, Jan, maybe next time you should estimate me!


And where it asks you to state your business he wrote, "Beeswax, Not Yours, Inc."


Michael: Jan? You complete me.
Jan: Oh, God.


People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.


Michael: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: Michael, last Friday one of your employees attacked another employee in your office!
Michael: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.


Michael: Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Business Man Magazine.
Jan: It said that?
Michael: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.

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