Quotes by Jerry Gergich: Parks and Recreation
So I go by Terry now. They already had a Larry in the Parks department, and they suggested that they change my name to Terry. I told them my real name was Garry, and they said "who cares?" What a fun bunch of guys.
Tom: Man, I'm hungry and my legs are tired. Yuck. It feels like I just exercised.
Jerry: Just sit on the ground.
Tom: No, Jerry. It's dirty and I'm wearing my summer linens!
Well, you know it's like I always say 'it ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice.'
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