Quotes by Kevin Malone: The Office (US)
I'm supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al. He is old, has brown eyes and dementia. His family is very concerned. It's a very serious situation.
Oh well. If they aren't together now, then they probably never will be. I thought they''d be good together. Like PB & J... Pam Beesly and Jim! What a waste! What. A. Waste.
I have very little patience for stupidity.
Erin: Did you grow up around here?
Erin: So, you must have grown up around somewhere else?
Oh no, it's bad. It's real bad. It's like eating a hot circle of garbage.
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.
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