Quotes by Kevin McCallister: Home Alone
Kevin: I don't know how to pack a suit case. I've never done this once in my whole life.
Kevin: That's what Megan said.
Megan: What did I say?
Jeff: You told Kevin "tough".
Megan: The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot?"
Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?
Kevin: Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Buzz: Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone.
This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! You'd better come out and pound me!
Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me? I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
Kevin: Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Buzz: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.
Check-out Woman: Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here *alone*? I don't think so.
This is it! Don't get scared now!
I made my family disappear.
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