Quotes by Kif Kroker: Futurama
Zapp Brannigan: Our mission is clear: Destroy all alien lifeforms.
Kif Kroker: Um...not me, sir.
Zapp Brannigan: Right. Nobody destroy Kif. Unless you have too.
Kif: This is a pleasure cruise. Our path is decided by the travel agency.
Zapp: That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair. [Draws a new course on the chart]
Kif: But that leads us straight through a swarm of comets.
Zapp: Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky.
Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
Kif: Well, it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we had initially hoped.
Zapp: Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Kif: That's surprisingly noble of you, sir.
Zapp: No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.
Kif: Sir, can I speak with you?
Kif: But, sir, it's an emergency.
Zapp: Come back when it's a catastrophe.
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