Quotes by Martin Prince: The Simpsons
Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty." I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…
Martin: Dickety? Highly dubious!
Grampa: What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!
Although I am sure I will receive a severe wedgie from my bus mates, I must remind you we should have been at school ten minutes ago.
This is the first time anyone has ever sat next to me since I successfully lobbied to have the school day extended by 20 minutes!
The potential for mischief varies inversely with one's proximity to the authority figure.
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