Quotes by Old Farm Lady: Billy Madison
What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?
3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy: OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.
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