Quotes by Penny: The Big Bang Theory
Penny: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: Participate in the what?
Sheldon: This car weighs, let's say, 4,000 pounds. Now add 140 for me, 120 for you...
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?
Penny: So, you know, isn't there maybe some way you and Sheldon could compromise on this whole presentation thing?
Leonard: No. Scientists do not compromise. Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions. Not to mention Sheldon is bat-crap crazy.
Every family in America has a relative holed up in a garage somewhere huffing paint thinner.
Sheldon: So, you're saying that friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?
Penny: Well, yeah.
Sheldon: Interesting. One more question—and perhaps I should have led with this—when did we become friends?
Penny: I am going to introduce your friend to a world of hurt.
Leonard: You don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Leonard: You know deep down on the inside, Howard's a good guy.
Penny: The problem isn't what's on the inside, it's the creepy candy coating.
Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?
Sheldon: I believe you know why I'm here.
Penny: I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.
Penny: Can I ask you a question?
Sheldon: Given your community college education, I encourage you to ask as many as possible.
He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap that's useful in a make-believe place.
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