Quotes by Peter Quill / Star-Lord: Avengers: Infinity War, Guardians of the Galaxy, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Tony Stark: We’re getting no help with Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? By the way, that’s a compliment. Don’t forget, I’m half-human. So that fifty percent of me that’s stupid, that’s a hundred percent you.
Tony Stark: Your math is blowing my mind.
Peter Quill: Everybody stay where you are, chill the F out! I’m going to ask you this one time, where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I’ll do you one better. Who’s Gamora?
Drax: I’ll do you one better! Why is Gamora?
Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
[Yondu is floating in the air, hanging on his arrow]
Star-Lord: You look like Mary Poppins.
Yondu: Is he cool?
Star-Lord: Hell yeah, he's cool.
Yondu: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
Rocket: So, we're saving the galaxy, again?
Peter Quill: I guess.
Rocket: Awesome! We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers.
You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.
Rocket: There's one more thing we need to complete the plan: that guy's eye!
[points at a Ravager with a cybernetic eye]
Peter Quill: No, no, no, we don't need that guy's eye!
Rocket: No, seriously, I need it! It's important to me...
Star-Lord: There's one other name you might know me by... Star Lord.
Star-Lord: Star-Lord, man. Legendary outlaw.
Rocket Raccoon: What did the galaxy ever do for you? Why would you want to save it?
Peter Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
Gamora: I'm a warrior, an assassin. I don't dance.
Star-Lord: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
Gamora: Who put the sticks up their butts?
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