Quotes by Phyllis Lapin-Vance: The Office (US)
Phyllis: I could cheerlead.
Michael: Eww. That's worse than you playing.
Phyllis: Ow! My ankle!
Dwight: What happened?
Phyllis: I... twisted it.
Dwight: You weren't even moving.
[Phyllis walks off the volleyball court]
I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid.
Oh I don't think it's blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.
Michael: Snack time! It’s the witching hour. It is the sandwiching hour.
Phyllis: What kind of sandwiches?
Michael: PB&J. My mom's recipe.
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