Phyllis Lapin-Vance


Quoted in: The Office (US)

Search for Phyllis Lapin-Vance on Amazon

Quotes by Phyllis Lapin-Vance: The Office (US)

Phyllis: I could cheerlead.
Michael: Eww. That's worse than you playing.

Phyllis: Ow! My ankle!
Dwight: What happened?
Phyllis: I... twisted it.
Dwight: You weren't even moving.
[Phyllis walks off the volleyball court]

I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid.

Oh I don't think it's blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.

Michael: Snack time! It’s the witching hour. It is the sandwiching hour.
Phyllis: What kind of sandwiches?
Michael: PB&J. My mom's recipe.

Showing 5 quotes.

Random Quote