Quotes by Ralph Wiggum: The Simpsons
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!
Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vents.
Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember that time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
Ralph: ...and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
Ms. Hoover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic.
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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