Ray Barone

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Quoted in: Everybody Loves Raymond

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Quotes by Ray Barone: Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray: Are you OK?
Debra: I'm fine.
Ray: Uh oh, fine is bad. What is it? What's the matter?
Debra: Nothing.
Ray: Nothing... nothing is worse!


Robert: Ya know, I could've been a pretty good hockey player. You know, big, had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination.
Ray: Yeah but, eventually, you would've had to let go of the side.


Marie: Ray, we told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer. See, then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do, they all lie to their kids for their own good.
Ray: But other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children.
Marie: No they don't.


Dr. Nora: So Ray, what's it like having three children under the age of 5?
Ray: Well, I like to tell people it's kinda like a frat house. Yeah. Nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up.


Debra, calm down. You're reacting to missing squash like the time we left Ally at the mall!


Ray: All three kids asleep. You thought I couldn't get Ally to take a nap.
Debra: Good job, honey.
Ray: Yeah. By the way, tomorrow we have to buy a pony.


Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?
Frank: What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?


Marie: I've got baking soda! I smelled something questionable in the fridge.
Ray: From across the street?
Marie: No, when I was here yesterday. Oh, It's worse!

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