Quotes by Robert Barone: Everybody Loves Raymond
You know that shampoo that says "no more tears" on the bottle? There's tears.
Robert: Ya know, I could've been a pretty good hockey player. You know, big, had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination.
Ray: Yeah but, eventually, you would've had to let go of the side.
Most of the women I talk to are in handcuffs. And then half of them turn out to be men.
Robert: I bet you can't even name the reindeer.
Frank: Oh, uh, Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen... Those are the main ones.
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