Santa Claus


Quoted in: Elf, Ernest Saves Christmas

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Quotes by Santa Claus: Elf, Ernest Saves Christmas

Ernest: You know, I don't want to insult you being we've just met and all, but you kind of remind me of somebody.
Santa: Santa Claus?
Ernest: I guess you get that a lot, huh?
Santa: Well it's to be expected.
Ernest: Because you look like him?
Santa: Because I am him.
Ernest: Because you am him.

Santa: Oh this is Ernest, I'm Santa Claus.
Ernest: Surprised?
Harmony: Uh, no, no. Not, not really.

Santa: You know, there was a time when I could remember every name on my list.
Businessman: A lot of contacts?
Santa: Oh, all over the world. Now I have trouble recalling who was naughty and who was nice; who asked for a toy truck, and who wanted a bicycle.
Businessman: Sounds like a database problem.

Businessman: Well, it's a smart cookie that knows when to hang up the old cleats.
Santa: Oh, it's time. I'm afraid I really should have done this last year. I don't think I've quite got the magic for another trip.
Businessman: That's how I feel every time they send me to Pittsburgh.

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