Quotes by Shirley Bennett: Community
[to Abed] Are you being meta?
Britta: I can excuse racism, but I draw the line on animal cruelty.
Shirley: You can excuse racism?
Shirley: Oh, Starburns. I see you added a lizard to your special hat and sideburns. Am I missing anything?
Star-Burns: Yeah, the human being underneath it all, but no one's really interested in that, are they?
Congratulations, Jeffrey. You worked hard not to work hard to earn that degree.
Shirley: They remind me of Sam and Diane. I hated Sam and Diane.
Annie: Who are Sam and Diane?
Shirley: All right, we get it. You're young.
Abed: When you guys first came in, we were as wholesome as the family in the Brady Bunch. Now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of the Brady Bunch.
Shirley: I agree with Abed. This is getting creepy.
Annie: No more creepy than when Jeff wears tight jeans and you say, "I'd like to slap those buns on the grill!"
Shirley: First of all, I don't talk like that, and second of all where I'm from it's perfectly normal for women to talk about their male friends' backsides. You don't see me saying anything about Abed and Troy's weird little relationship.
Abed, Troy: [to each other] They're just jealous.
Shirley: I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
Jeff: That's mom for mad.
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