Quotes by Sir Alexander Dane: Galaxy Quest
[Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results]
Jason: What? What was that?
Alexander: Uh, nothing.
Jason: I heard some squealing or something.
Gwen: Oh, no. Everything's fine.
Teb: But the animal is inside out.
Jason: I heard that! It turned inside out?
[the pig-lizard explodes]
Teb: And it exploded.
Jason: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?
Gwen: [Flipping a bit of pig-lizard off her communicator] Hold, please.
Alexander: You're just going to have to kill it.
Jason: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
Tommy: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
Jason: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
I see you've managed to get your shirt off.
Alexander: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
Alexander: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
Alexander: Could they be the miners?
Fred: Sure, they're like three years old.
Alexander: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred: You lost me.
By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
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