Quotes by Sonny Koufax: Big Daddy
Sonny: He's the smelly kid in class!, I let him become the smelly kid in class!, What the hell's the matter with me?
Ms. Foote: Oh yes, I've had some smelly ones before, but your son is by far the smelliest.
Let me have that. Go to your room... I guess. Or go do whatever you want.
Sonny: Julian, what do you want?
Julian: Thirty packets of ketchup.
Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
Sonny: I'm going through a rough patch in my life right now. Syracuse is 0 and 3. I got those medical problems.
Vanessa: Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot 2 years ago, you spend one night in the hospital.
Sonny: First of all that cab was huge. And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth two hundred thousand dollars, so there ya go.
Vanessa: He has a five year plan.
Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?
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