Troy McClure

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Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!


Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge."


Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?


But, of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty!


Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, I've seen every Simpson's episode. You can't show me anything new." [harsh] Well, you got some attitude, mister!


Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Fox specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "5 Fabulous Weeks Of The Chevy Chase Show."


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness." I'm here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills.


Hello, Selma Bouvier, It's Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last night's dinner.


As I said to Dolores Montenegro in "Calling All Quakers," "Have it your way baby."


Oh, hello, and welcome to Rancho Relaxo. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule." But today you'll see me in my greatest role, your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo.


My new show's called "Handle with Care." I play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a retired criminal. We're the original odd couple!


I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover.


Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as "Cry, Yuma" and "Here Comes the Coast Guard." But today I'd like to talk to you about a pleasant tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth.


Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure, you kids might remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly and Here Comes the Metric System!.


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong with that Man's Face?"


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs, Eww! and Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House."


If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.


Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".

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