Big Daddy

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Released on June 25, 1999

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A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.

Quotes from Big Daddy

Sonny: He's the smelly kid in class!, I let him become the smelly kid in class!, What the hell's the matter with me?
Ms. Foote: Oh yes, I've had some smelly ones before, but your son is by far the smelliest.

Let me have that. Go to your room... I guess. Or go do whatever you want.

Nazo: I had doll like that once. But my cat, he bite his head off!
Julian: What kind of cat would do that?
Nazo: You calling me a liar?

Sonny: Julian, what do you want?
Julian: Thirty packets of ketchup.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

We wasted the good surprise on you!

Sonny: I'm going through a rough patch in my life right now. Syracuse is 0 and 3. I got those medical problems.
Vanessa: Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot 2 years ago, you spend one night in the hospital.
Sonny: First of all that cab was huge. And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth two hundred thousand dollars, so there ya go.

Should have same rules for everyone, no matter what age!

Ted: Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
Lenny: You want my opinion? My son is a moron.
Ted: I withdraw my objection. Please proceed!

Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.

Vanessa: He has a five year plan.
Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?

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