Happy Gilmore

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Released on Feb. 16, 1996

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Failed hockey player-turned-golf whiz Happy Gilmore -- whose unconventional approach and antics on the grass courts the ire of rival Shooter McGavin -- is determined to win a PGA tournament so he can save his granny's house with the prize money. Meanwhile, an attractive tour publicist tries to soften Happy's image.

Quotes from Happy Gilmore

Chubbs: You were great out there today.
Happy: Thank you.
Chubbs: But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
Happy: Some might call it luck. I like to call it... well, luck, I guess. So what?

It ain't over, McGavin. The way I see it... we've only just begun.

Is that goal regulation size or what? Sheesh!

Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff!

Chubbs: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
Happy: Get off of me!
Chubbs: Just easin' the tension, baby. Just easin' the tension!
Happy: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.

Virginia: I thought we were going to be just friends.
Happy: What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.

I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.

Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?
Shooter: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.
Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
Shooter: Well, moron ... good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!

Did that go in? I wasn't watching, did it go in? I didn't see it, could you tell me if it went in?

You're gonna die, clown!

Somebody's closer!

Virginia: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy: What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Gary: Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things.
Happy: Yeah, alright. Good to meet you. ... Psycho.

Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

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