Home Alone

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Released on Nov. 9, 1990

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Eight-year-old Kevin McCallister makes the most of the situation after his family unwittingly leaves him behind when they go on Christmas vacation. But when a pair of bungling burglars set their sights on Kevin's house, the plucky kid stands ready to defend his territory. By planting booby traps galore, adorably mischievous Kevin stands his ground as his frantic mother attempts to race home before.

Quotes from Home Alone

Kevin: I don't know how to pack a suit case. I've never done this once in my whole life.
Jeff: Tough.
Kevin: That's what Megan said.
Megan: What did I say?
Jeff: You told Kevin "tough".
Megan: The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot?"

Peter: Honey, the pizza boy need $122 dollars plus tip.
Kate: For pizza?
Peter: Ten pizzas times twelve bucks!
Leslie: Frank, you've got money don't you?
Frank: Traveler's checks.
Kate: Forget it, Frank. We have cash.
Peter: You probably have the kind of traveler's checks that don't work in France.

Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!

You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

Kate: Have you ever gone on vacation and left your child home?
Gus: No, no. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...
Kate: Maybe we shouldn't talk about this.
Gus: Well, you brought it up.
Kate: I'm sorry I did.

Heather: [counting family members] 1, 2...
Buzz: [interrupting] 11, 92, 12...
Heather: Buzz, don't be a moron.

Kevin: Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Buzz: Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone.

This is Christmas! The season of perpetual hope! And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike! If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.

Kate: How could we do this? We forgot him.
Peter: We didn't forget him, we just miscounted.
Kate: What kind of a mother am I?
Frank: If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.

This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie, and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?

Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! You'd better come out and pound me!

Harry: What's so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again didn't you? You left the water running. What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.
Marv: Harry, it's our calling card!
Harry: Calling card.
Marv: All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!

Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me? I'm living alone! I'm living alone!

Frank: There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.
Peter: Think positive, Frank!
Frank: You be positive. I'll be realistic.

Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse.

Kevin, what did you do to my room?

Kate: Heather, did you count heads?
Heather: Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Kevin: Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Buzz: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.

Check-out Woman: Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here *alone*? I don't think so.

Marv: Kids are scared of the dark.
Harry: You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv.

This is it! Don't get scared now!

There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

Kevin, you are such a disease!

Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.

You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompetents.

Kevin, you're completely helpless!

I made my family disappear.

Megan: You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
Buzz: No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.

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