Quotes from Hot Shots!
Wash Out: Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson: Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about ... [checks his watch] 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
Topper: Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
Mrs. Thompson: Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.
Topper: Those are some long legs...
Ramada: I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.
What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Admiral Benson: Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her 'round. We'll pick it up.
Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.
Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.
Officer: It could be days.
Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favorite shows, he won't miss anything.
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Topper: Interesting perfume.
Ramada: It's Vicks. I have a cold.
My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
You have the whitest white part of the eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?
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