The Princess Bride

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Released on Sept. 18, 1987

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In this enchantingly cracked fairy tale, the beautiful Princess Buttercup and the dashing Westley must overcome staggering odds to find happiness amid six-fingered swordsmen, murderous princes, Sicilians and rodents of unusual size. But even death can't stop these true lovebirds from triumphing.


Quotes from The Princess Bride

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Inigo: You are wonderful.
Westley: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Westley: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo: Because I know something you don't know.
Westley: And what is that?
Inigo: I am not left-handed.
Westley: You are amazing.
Inigo: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Westley: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo: Tell me.
Westley: I'm not left-handed either.


Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.


So, it is down to you and it is down to me.


He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.


Inigo: You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right.
Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.


We are men of action, lies do not become us.


You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.


Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: I could kill you now.
Westley: Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.


Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.


Westley: Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?
Fezzik: I just want you to feel you're doing well.


Let me explain ... no, there is too much. Let me sum up.


Westley: Why won't my arms move?
Fezzik: You've been mostly-dead all day.


Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


INCONCEIVABLE!


Inigo: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Rugen: Stop saying that!


Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.


Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

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