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But behind the streamers and confetti, storm clouds were gathering... Figurative storm clouds.

I'd never acted before in my life, but, uh, if the sea captain could be in the show, why not me? I've even got a catch phrase. N'yah! Wah! Wah-wah-wah! No, I lost it.

We were using fifty dollar bills as toilet paper, and toilet paper as dog toilet paper.

Fortunately, I had a network connection. The man who cut my hair was also the president of Fox.

Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV.

They told us what to wear, how to dress, which clothes we should put on.

Jimmy Woo: Well, you got away with it this time, Scott, but, uh, I’ll be seeing you again.
Scott Lang: Where?
Jimmy: Huh?
Scott: Where will you be seeing me again?
Jimmy: Like, in general. I’ll see you like the next time you do something bad, I’ll be there…
Scott: Oh.
Jimmy: …to catch you.
Scott: You’ll be watching and…
Jimmy: Yeah.
Scott: I thought you were inviting me somewhere.

Hope van Dyne: What took you so long?
Scott Lang: Sorry, I had to come up with a name for my ant. I’m thinking Ulysses S. Gr-Ant. You like it?

Scott Lang: Guys, it’s not a good idea to be out in the open like this.
Dr. Hank Pym: Relax, no one’s going to recognize us.
Scott Lang: What, because of hats and sunglasses? That’s not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.

Higher, further, faster, baby.

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