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That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

You sit on a throne of lies.

Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snowblower.

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I made macaroni!

I mean, think about it, Truman. If everybody is in on it, I'd have to be in on it, too. I'm not in on it, Truman, because... there is no 'it'.

Meryl: Hi, honey! Look what I got free at the checkout. It's a "Chef's Pal." It's a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one. Never needs sharpening, dishwasher safe!
Truman: Wow. That's amazing.

The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!

I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy.

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