Disenchantment Season 1 Episode 1: A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar

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First aired on Aug. 17, 2018

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Princess Bean already has the wedding day blues when a mysterious figure arrives, claiming he's her personal demon. Elfo hates his happy homeland.


Pardon my language, but destiny is baloney! Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.

Times when you really shouldn't are exactly when you really should.

Luci: You know that little voice in your head that tells you to do the right thing? I'm the guy yelling over it. Yeah, I'm the guy that makes you feel good about doing bad things.
Bean: So you're like a terrible friend?
Luci: I never said I'm your friend.

I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I want to cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I want to take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.

I'm sick of being happy all the time! Just once, I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable.

Eh? Huh? How do I look? Spiffy, right? I had the dogs lick me clean twice.

Bean: All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance? I thought I'd get married for true love or because I was wasted.
Bunty: Lots of reasons to get married, ma'am. I got married for a goat.

You've had your fun. Now it's time to get married.

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