Disenchantment Season 1 Episode 2: For Whom the Pig Oinks

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First aired on Aug. 17, 2018

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How to get rid of an unwanted fiancé? Bean's plan involves a party barge and mermaids. King Zøg tries to make Elfo's blood into an immortality potion.


Bean: I'm sorry guys, we're gonna die and it's all my fault.
Luci: No, it was me with my incessant, "do it, do it, do it, do its". That's what made you do it.
Elfo: Neither one of you was to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us.

Merkimer: I'm so glad you're coming along, Bean. You'll get to know the crazy, fun me, before spending the rest of your life with the boring, bossy me.
Bean: I'm lucky in so many ways.

Bean: You're selfish and cruel.
Zog: Selfish? Maybe. But cruel? Ah, also maybe.

[to her dad] Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like a barn?

Bean: So, Merkimer, I know I've been a little cold and distant, and some would say overflowing with revulsion...
Merkimer: That's OK. I don't listen to women.

Anyway, enough about every detail of my life. Tell me something about you.

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