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Princess duties call, but she'd rather be drinking. Free-spirited Bean exasperates the king as she wreaks havoc with her demon and elf pals.

Quotes from Disenchantment

I drank so much, I can't even remember if I drank anything. I might not have.

Bean: I'm sorry guys, we're gonna die and it's all my fault.
Luci: No, it was me with my incessant, "do it, do it, do it, do its". That's what made you do it.
Elfo: Neither one of you was to blame. It was both of you. You both killed us.

Merkimer: I'm so glad you're coming along, Bean. You'll get to know the crazy, fun me, before spending the rest of your life with the boring, bossy me.
Bean: I'm lucky in so many ways.

Bean: You're selfish and cruel.
Zog: Selfish? Maybe. But cruel? Ah, also maybe.

[to her dad] Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like a barn?

Bean: So, Merkimer, I know I've been a little cold and distant, and some would say overflowing with revulsion...
Merkimer: That's OK. I don't listen to women.

Anyway, enough about every detail of my life. Tell me something about you.

Pardon my language, but destiny is baloney! Your future is not foretold. It's what you make of it.

Times when you really shouldn't are exactly when you really should.

Luci: You know that little voice in your head that tells you to do the right thing? I'm the guy yelling over it. Yeah, I'm the guy that makes you feel good about doing bad things.
Bean: So you're like a terrible friend?
Luci: I never said I'm your friend.

I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I want to cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I want to take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard.

I'm sick of being happy all the time! Just once, I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable.

Eh? Huh? How do I look? Spiffy, right? I had the dogs lick me clean twice.

Bean: All this wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance? I thought I'd get married for true love or because I was wasted.
Bunty: Lots of reasons to get married, ma'am. I got married for a goat.

You've had your fun. Now it's time to get married.

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