Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 2: Flu Season

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First aired on Jan. 27, 2011

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While planning for the local Harvest Festival, Leslie is struck with the flu and is forced to go to the hospital. Ron and Andy have a day of male bonding, and Tom hits the spa.


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The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.


Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.


It's not that I don't trust Ben. It's that I don't have faith in Ben. And also I'm starting to forget who Ben is.


See, I never promise Leslie anything. That way I never disappoint her. I try to be considerate.


Ben: You need a ride back to the office?
Chris: No, no. I'm going to go for a light 15K. I missed yesterday.

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