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Thanks to his police officer father's efforts, Shawn Spencer spent his childhood developing a keen eye for detail (and a lasting dislike of his dad). Years later, Shawn's frequent tips to the police lead to him being falsely accused of a crime he solved. Now, Shawn has no choice but to use his abilities to perpetuate his cover story: psychic crime-solving powers, all the while dragging his best friend, his dad, and the police along for the ride.

Quotes from Psych

Heard about Pluto? That's messed up.

Gus: You don't smell that?
Shawn: I don't smell anything.
Gus: That's because you don't have the Super Smeller!
Shawn: Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt, man. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon. Ladies are gonna dig that.

When I was in the department there were two things I hated in this world: private investigators and psychics. Congratulations, kid, you just hit the disappointment trifecta.

Lassiter: Don't you try and trivialize police work.
Shawn: I think you're doing a bang-up job of that all by yourself.

Gus: You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "got you"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."
Shawn: First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!

It's my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.

Shawn: I'm available for lunch.
Gus: You're available to suck it.

What is genius? Can you bottle it? Is it something you would even want to bottle?

Juliet: You married a felon you helped put in jail.
Lassiter: Come on! Rehabilitated felon. Because the system works. At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab!

If you were knowledgeable of the most popular franchise in the history of film, perhaps you wouldn’t be experiencing such confusion.

Shawn: What are you doing?
Gus: Trying to shed tears for Lassie. They won’t come and I’m ashamed.

Gus, don’t be the 100th Luftballoon.

Would you please stop quoting Math like it's a person? Next thing you'll tell me Math is black.

We get caught together, we face death together, it happens every week.

You caught me listening to my own music. How utterly Rob Thomas of me.

Gus: That's baking soda.
Shawn: Bacon soda? That's a genius idea, but I'm not sure the world is ready for a pork-flavored beverage.

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